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Joke of the Day

"Why did they call the masseuse sexist? He was massage-anistic.."

"I went shopping for the latest iPhone. Unfortunately, the Apple Store had sold out, so I didn't end up 6sful."

"The funny thing about the shit I just took is? I don't remember eating that much blood"

"Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns. Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?"

"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""

"Oh, so you're a Shania Twain fan, eh? That don't impress me much..."

"What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own."

"Why did the student go to the strip club on his 18th birthday? He wanted to study a broad"

"What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public? ""Get a womb, you two."""

"Him: I'm a lover, not a fighter Me: [already has on boxing gloves] Awwww, that's so sweet, should be an easy knockout then"