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Joke of the Day
"Why did they call the masseuse sexist? He was massage-anistic.."
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"Like my Uncle always told me, if at first you don't succeed... keep sucking until you do suck seed."
"Aims at the heels, but hits the nose. What is it? A fart."
"I just cancelled my gym membership It wasn't working out."
"What does a stripper do to her asshole before she goes to work? Puts the help wanted ads by the 12pack in the fridge and begs him for the millionth time to look for a job today."
"Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport... Twelve women, three periods each."
"Life is like toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"For the first time in forever, I used the term ""oopsie-daisy"". Couldnt be avoided. I mean what else do you say when you drop someone's baby?"
"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"
"Having sex is like playing bridge....!!!! If you don't have a good partner,you better have a good hand..."