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Joke of the Day

"Christianity jokes Q: What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified? A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)"

"Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so."

"Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only way they can get love."

"Q: How do you make soup gold? A: You put in fourteen carrots."

"Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth? her miscarriage"

"If my boyfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I have a boyfriend :)"

"A quote from the Father of Invention. Hi Invention, I'm Dad."

"[impatiently yells] ""What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??"" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen."

"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."

"A guy accidentally opens the bathroom door as a girl was taking a shower, he tries to say sorry but the girl interrups him: -Shh bby is ok"