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Joke of the Day

"Christianity jokes Q: What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified? A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)"

"Have a Coke and a smile! I opened up a can of Coke, and on the side it said: ""Share a Coke with your Soulmate."" So, I put the can in my right hand."

"What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun"

"My girlfriend left me a roll of quarters for laundry today She told me to try to not blow it all on one load..."

"Google changed to Alphabet Mostly alpha, not making it to bet-"

"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."

"ME: [bumps man] MAN: [spills coffee] Say sorry ME: No MAN: Then I'll see you in court ME: [remembers I own a camouflage suit] You won't"

"whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !"

"What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*"