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Joke of the Day
"Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only way they can get love."
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"I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor."
"I should have noticed that my son, a railroad worker is stealing from his workplace But each time he came home I just ignored the signs"
"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"
"What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid? Justin Timberpuddle!"
"What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland? A virgin."
"If someone dies from laced cocaine, does the coroner write ""devastating blow"" on the death certificate?"
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"What's the worlds most forceful fig? The Fig Newton."
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"