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Joke of the Day

"Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth? her miscarriage"

"I got a sweater for Christmas. Wish I'd gotten a screamer or a squirter."

"two blondes walked into a bar You thought one of them would of seen it"

"How did the astronaut land on the sun? He went at night."

"""How is life in North Korea?"" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."

"A guy walked into a bar... And said, ""Ouch!"" Sorry. It had to be done."

"What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"

"My 22-year-old cousin: My biggest fear in life is that I won't make a difference, that I'll be insignificant. Me: It's really not that bad"

"Physical Doctor gave me a physical and says I have to stop master bating. I ask why? He says ""because I'm giving you a physical"""