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Joke of the Day

"What would u do if u won the lotto? 10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo."

"God's Gift Difference between talent and god's gift: A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject. -This is talent. A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject. -This is god's gift."

"I'm thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner... ... All it does is collect dust."

"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in Steam."

"What do all the sexy ladies of r/gonewild have in common? Daddy issues"

"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do, is play stupid."

"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?"

"It smells like updog in this sub."