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Joke of the Day
"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."
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"Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey)."
"When I say I go to the gym religiously, that usually means every christmas and easter."
"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""
"How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
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"I tried snorting coke once... but the bubbles kept burning my nose."
"Sorry I haven't been able to get back to you, I've been pretty busy chasing this cherry tomato around my plate with a fork. Almost. Got. It."
"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."
"There's these 3 old ladies sitting on a bench. A guy comes up in a trench coat and flashes the 3 ladies. The first one has a stroke. The second one has a stroke. The third one couldn't reach."