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Joke of the Day
"Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey)."
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"What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea? Oz Moses."
"My dick is so big that a JPEG picture of it cannot be stored in a FAT formatted drive."
"Netflix: we are the top online streaming service. Best in the world. Me: can I rewind 10 seconds without ruining everything? Netflix: no"
"What do fat girls do in the summer? Stink"
"Which is better: blind or deaf? Deaf. Because the blind community can't see each other often."
"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"
"judas: yo jesus: sup judas [hiding crocs behind back]: would u like if someone bought you crocs jesus: id rather be betrayed lmao judas: wow"
"So my husband asked me if I anted a boob job... I replied ""How much does it pay?"""