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Joke of the Day

"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."

"What's wrong with the phrase ""War on Drugs""? Wars end."

"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."

"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names. Get it? Sorry, I just heard this joke somewhere, I'm not trying to offend anyone, it's just a joke."

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)"

"What do you say when you see a Nazi trip and fall? ""Are you Alt-right?"""

"TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines. Edit:Whoops, wrong sub."

"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I have a gambling problem I think she's bluffing"

"How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them."

"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"