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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"

"A midget Mexican is called a paragraph. Because he aint no full essay ;)"

"How do you spot the violent kids at the circus? They go straight for the juggler."

"Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it."

"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"

"I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's."

"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"

"Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes."

"The Snooze Button: because your first act of the day should be procrastination."