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Joke of the Day

"TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines. Edit:Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field!"

"What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'? They are both santa clauses."

"I was in work the other day when a stunning Thai girl walked in. She was gorgeous. all I could think was 'don't get a boner, don't get a boner, don't get a boner.' She *did*."

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"remember when people would choke on cinnamon to entertain the internet"

"Remember how they used to call Bill Cosby ""America's Dad""? No fucking wonder most of the country has daddy issues."

"When I text ""K."", I worry my amigos will think I'm asking them to repeat themselves but then I remember that this joke is terrible."

"Did you hear about the guy who died of an epileptic fit? He had a very flashy ending"

"That awkward moment where your baby comes out black, and you don't want to keep it, but you have to because you're black too..."