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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names. Get it? Sorry, I just heard this joke somewhere, I'm not trying to offend anyone, it's just a joke."

"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"

"So a blind man walks into a bar and a table, and a chair"

"I think somebody went on my Facebook without me knowing... Everything on it is French now."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !"

"I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth."

"I thought one of the ten word-play jokes my dad told would make me laugh, but... no pun in ten did."

"A little kid's in school taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says ""What are you doing?"" He says ""Checking my answers."""

"OMG I love you You're the best You left me Did you bring me stuff OMG Anything I don't care Where have you been I smell someone else -Dogs"

"What do you call two skunks sixty-nining? Odor eaters."