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Joke of the Day
"What does a ghost cow say? *wave arms around* MoooooOOOOOOoooooooo"
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"My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches"
"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."
"I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."
"One man went to Reddit assuming it as a hotel One man went to reddit assuming it as a hotel and asked: what to eat ? Admin Replayed: Subreddit and guidelines Man: Give me one plate each HA Ha Ha"
"My 6' tall female friend complains that she can't ever find pants long enough to fit. Try Amazon.com"
"What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern? One's constantly preparing for lunch."
"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"
"Hot Gums. Dude looks at a woman and thinks she has a beautiful smile. Dentists look at her and thinks she has beautiful gums.Never watch dentist porn."