79787

Joke of the Day

"What does a ghost cow say? *wave arms around* MoooooOOOOOOoooooooo"

"Kurt Cobain shot himself because he couldn't live with the guilt of drowning 18 babies to get 1 usable photo for an album cover."

"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."

"The police knocked on my door and told me my dog was chasing some fella on a bike. I said fuck off my dog ain't even got a bike."

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea Runs in our jeans."

"Helen Keller walks in to a bar.... Then a table... Then a chair"

"Funny feminist joke women are equal to men"

"If I had a dollar for every time I saw a repost of r/Jokes ... I'd be as rich as the guy who posted this first"

"I found a TV on the sidewalk in front of a house. The owner had left a note. ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""