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Joke of the Day
"I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000."
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"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that understand math and those that don't."
"It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. I must be a freaking genius."
"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."
"One hundred bacteria walk into a bar... of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor."
"Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to."
"I'm all wet! ""Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with battery."
"- I like to travel in first - But is expensive, is not? - Yes, I have already broken three cars!! European joke..."