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Joke of the Day

"If I had a penny for every Trump joke being made right now I would have a small loan of a million dollars"

"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"

"Got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond today for drawing pictures of Drake on their blankets, so they'd be extra soft."

"They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines."

"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."

"What does a landmine field and my pet friendly apartment complex have in common? It doesn't matter where you step, shit is about to happen"

"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."

"So I heard, that after a long debate, they finally announced the hide and seek champion of 2014. 1st place went to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!"

"Mother Earth: I'm not a regular mom. I'm a Cool Mom. [humans pollute the atmosphere and destroy nature] Earth: This is fine. I'm a Cool Mom"

"If you love someone, throw your earbuds at them. There's a good chance they'll be entangled in them and won't be able to run."