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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to run a marathon next year. It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable."

"6 to his brother: Hey man, all I want is some oatmeal and a nap. It's a joy raising an 80 year old man."

"So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70."

"This one has always tickled me! My father is the inventor of the rear view mirror. He means a great deal to me but looking back we're not as close as we seem!"

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"

"Door-to-door Christian guy: Jesus loves you. Me: Really? Just me? Him: Well, no. He loves everyone. Me: I don't have time for players."

"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."

"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."

"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"

"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"