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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off."
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"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"
"When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes ."
"I would walk over Lego's for you."
"more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins"
"What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier? A Drill Sergeant"
"I was alone, depressed and suicidal around Christmas time and decided to call the suicide prevention hotline ""Sorry but all of our employees are happily spending Christmas with their loving families"""
"Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time...."
"What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once."
"I was constipated once... ...nowhere near as shitty as diharea tho..."