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Joke of the Day
"Up-Dog Something smells like updog."
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"Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country's obesity statistics."
"My roommate confronted me yesterday... Do you think I'm a nosy bastard? No! Of course not! Then why did you write that in your diary!"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"
"Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around."
"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."
"Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"Life would be so much better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout your day."
"if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. #dieting #fitness."
"Sorry! i'm not desperate because i'm single. I'm single, because i'm not desperate."