207893

Joke of the Day

"I have 12 fish, 5 drown how many do I have left? 12! Fish cant drown! (Dont be that guy and tell the truth about fish drowning)"

"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"

"Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world? Where else would she beheaded?"

"The wife told her husband ""look at your neighbour everyday he kisses his wife before going to work, why don't you do the same ?"", he says "" I would, but would she accept ?"""

"If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic."

"I want to treat you like my big toe and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house."

"Why did the poor man become a baker? He really kneaded the dough alot"

"make your life more efficient by cutting out the middle man. quit your job. kill your friends. throw your food directly into the toilet."

"Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? ""They'll never see you coming."""

"What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !"