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Joke of the Day

"If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic."

"did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"Prognosis? Doctors are reporting that a man was admitted to the hospital last week and found to have at least a dozen plastic horses inserted in his rectum. His condition is ""stable""."

"Did you know... That 90% of teenagers own a phone... and that 100% of phones own a teenager?"

"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."

"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"

"How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings"

"What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry? Coruscant"

"FREE $1,000,000,000 IDEA: a Tumblr-type platform for list-making called Schindlr"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"