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"Looking for a +1 for my wedding."
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"In Britain, Brexit means Brexit... and Trump means fart."
"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"
"""There's a party in my pants!"" Sadly, they only RSVP I've received was from myself."
"Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!"""
"Packing my daughter's prom kit...lip gloss, stun gun, pepper spray, switchblade, and I've uploaded all 5 seasons of Teen Mom to her iPhone."
"A knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Please don't cry."
"Gonna replace my friends' hand sanitizer with lube and watch them rub their hands together for an hour while it doesn't evaporate."
"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."
"Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?"