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Joke of the Day

"How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One"

"I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow."

"You're like the menstrual cramp and bloating of people."

"The key ingredients for a successful diet : Duct tape Rope Rat poison Shovel Bag of lime Alibi What?...wait. Wrong list."

"How do you cure a Jewish kid of ADD By sending him to a concentration camp"

"Useless trying to undo a mistake. Focus your efforts on new ones."

"Black guys and white guys never have more in common than when they're being yelled at in public by their girlfriends."

"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."

"The first rule of cliff hanger club is"

"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching Genders."