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Joke of the Day
"How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One"
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"Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea."
"Best jokes come from real life. This happened this morning. The toilet is clogged. My wife and I both insist we've only gone #1. One of us is full of crap and the other one is full of crap."
"Went to buy face moisturizer and the young girl at counter said, ""Lets find something for mature skin."" And then Security had to escort me."
"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu Ackbar!!!!"
"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"