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Joke of the Day

"I went to the Zoo today They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"Each cigarette you smoke takes six minutes off your life. A friend of mine was such a heavy smoker he actually went back in time."

"What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four!"

"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"

"What is Apple users favorite movie? No Escape"

"The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery. They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG."

"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."

"What do asparagus and anal sex have in common? The more it's forced on you as a child, the more you dislike it as an adult."

"I went to a concert and the DJ asked us to put our hands in the air Unfortunately, I had forgotten my bag of Lays at home"

"Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? Nothing.. They like to blow.."