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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you."

"I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful."

"A mother asks her son What is school like? It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid."

"Two nuns... There are two nuns in a bath. One says, ""where's the soap?"" The other says, ""it does rather, doesn't it!"""

"What did one orphan say to the other? ~~""Robin, get in the batmobile.""~~ ""Our parents are dead."""

"Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever."

"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."

"""Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead"" she hexed."

"The early bird gets the worm. But the rest of the birds can get McGriddles until 10:30."

"I sneezed real hard, and while I did not break any bones, I did sustain some tissue damage."