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Joke of the Day
"I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful."
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"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"
"What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall? At the Schopenhauer."
"All I'm saying is that the cheese grater wouldn't have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after EVERY use."
"Can I ask you two questions? Ok, what's the second one?"
"I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you."