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Joke of the Day

"The best jokes are the ones you have to explain. It's funny because the best jokes are the ones you *don't* have to explain."

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"

"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."

"You have a man, woman and douchebag who walk into a bar and order a triple shot... ...and Caitlyn Jenner takes it to the face !"

"[OFFENSIVE] How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw... (Heard this one the other day from a friend, and thought I might share it here. :P)"

"I tried to catch fog today I mist"

"Most of us were taught to never get in cars with strangers, so taxi cabs make absolutely no sense."

"I just violently threw up for 6 minutes and now my coworkers think I'm the lead singer of Creed."

"Why did the letter arrive wet? Because it had postage dew."