34112

Joke of the Day

"What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay? My zipper."

"Why did the scarecrow get the job? Because he was out standing in his field."

"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."

"Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool."

"Teacher: ""Where would you find an elephant ?"" Pupil:""You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"""

"I used to go fishing with Skrillex... but he kept dropping the bass :("

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants."

"Today I saw ""Jesus doesn't care about your grades"" written on the sidewalk in chalk and all I could think was ""Thank god, he'd be pissed"""

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again"