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Joke of the Day

"If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided."

"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""

"Why do blacks make good athletes? They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers."

"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"

"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""

"I spent a long time hitting on a lesbian girl... ...until she said: ""Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you."""

"Bridge is like sex. If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand"

"What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today? He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""

"People: Are you single? me: no i'm Album"

"Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?"