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Joke of the Day

"If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided."

"Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets."

"Why do people wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out tide."

"Does anyone have a recipe for sausage and apples? I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a wiener in cider."

"Content is king. But timing is everything. Then again... location, location, location. You should probably just do everything perfectly."

"*holding cardboard sign by intersection* NOT POOR JUST ON MY WAY TO BREAK DANCING SCHOOL"

"Everyone wants a white Christmas... but all Christmases matter!!!"

"Satan had a busy Christmas... He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids"

"Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals? Because they're always throwing up their hands."

"I almost forgot to wish a happy St. Patty's day to... ...Barack O'Bama Got this from Neil deGrasse Tyson's Twitter."