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Joke of the Day

"69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"

"Two dogs are standing beside a road... The first one goes, ""woof"", the second says, ""knock it off! That's all you said yesterday."""

"Someone told me I am bad at driving I told them that if they didn't like my driving, they should get off the sidewalk."

"Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people."

"Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make "

"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""

"I went up to Serena Williams. I said, ""Serena, what's your favourite planet?"" She said, ""It's Venus."" I said, ""Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"""

"My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:"

"My Dad's cat had a hernia operation The cat was laying there next to next to me and I asked "" What did they sew you up with?"" My Dad laughing so hard - as he said ""That's not funny!"" [Cat Gut]"