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Joke of the Day

"I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun."

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"How do all racist jokes start? *Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*"
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"Two silkworms had a race... I heard they ended in a tie."
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