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Joke of the Day
"How do all racist jokes start? *Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*"
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"What is the bass players preferred method of contraception? His personality."
"Let's do away with the 140-character limit for all, and have each person's limit equal his or her IQ."
"Why do monks wear the same clothes every day? Because old habits die hard."
"This joke I made up while in the shower What's the difference between my shower and everyone? My shower gets turned on by me."
"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"
"Hitting on women is like doing Parkour.. I can't do Parkour."
"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."
"I went to the National Air and Space Museum in DC... There was a lot more stuff in there than I'd expected"
"My therapist thinks meeting women on twitter for sex is a bad idea. His wife disagrees."