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Joke of the Day
"Just ate McDonalds after working out, which is the same as taking a shit after a shower."
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"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"
"""and god said LET THERE BE BUTTS and there were butts nice warm jiggly butts everywhere on every human"" - me 2:16"
"All night long I dreamed that I was a pumpkin. When I woke up, my sister was pregnant."
"I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly"
"What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast? *Serie-a*l"
"Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is don't you? A: They get elected."
"""I don't think so"", said Rene Descartes Just then he vanished."
"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-"" ""Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."""