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Joke of the Day

"My wife likes to look at my face while we have sex. So i gave her a picture of me for when she goes out."

"Fridge My fridge has been acting weird, I guess it's bi-polar."

"So I saw Cuba Gooding Jr. at my local Walmart He was comparing Old Spice Sport to Old Spice Original Scent when I slapped those bottles out of his hand and told him, ""No soap, Radio."""

"My doctor says I'm allergic to feces I am the egg man. Poopoo, achoo!"

"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"

"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"

"Q: Mom's have Mother's Day Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday."

"I just found out my grandmother only has one day left to live. And I know this might sound cruel... ...but I'm not paying the ransom. -Anthony Jeselnik"

"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."

"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"