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Joke of the Day

"[hospital] ""Did my dad make it, doctor?"" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] ""HE'S DEAD?"" Haha no, he went to Disney World."

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown."

"Why did the Reddit cross the line?"

"The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."

"Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room."

"The wife asked her husband to get rid of his boner He tried, but it was too difficult."

"Why did Jesus get all the ladies? Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)"

"I decided to get my girlfriend & her sister new jackets for Christmas That is why I bought a pair of new gloves."

"Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!"