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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass."

"Ever heard of jenkem? It's the shit!"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? CluckBait."

"What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data"

"Got home late to a note that said ""Wake me up for sex"", which I stared at for 10 mins before realizing it was my own handwriting."

"Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door"

"Looking in the mirror trying to grow up the nerve to ask my true love out. I hope I say yes."

"Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? A: Any dog. A building can't jump."

"Texting for beginners: STFU = Shut the fuck up. LOL = Shut the fuck up. LMAO = Shut the fuck up. ROFL = Shut the fuck up."