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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass."

"I ubered four black guys last night.. They were very nice. They let me out of the car and drove themselves to the destination"

"If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber"

"How does a mathematical pedophile refer to a child who just turned 8 years old? As someone who has passed their prime."

"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."

"Noting that it's Friday AND my Cake Day so if you could.... go ahead and come in on Saturday that'd be great....mmmkay thannnks"

"What do mathematicians do when they are constipated? They get a pencil and work it out."

"What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"Cheer up you won't be single forever. One day you'll die"

"Who do you call when you need a dock fixed? A docktor."