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Joke of the Day

"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"

"I'm not fat, i'm half-Bulemic. I eat everything i see, but i can't throw up."

"I retweeted my boss to let her know that I know she's tweeting during the meeting."

"Today's rappers are lame they're unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot."

"What did the surfer say to David Carradine? Hang tight"

"DATING TIP: PULL THE CHAIR OUT FOR HER. PICK THE CHAIR UP & FOLD IT. HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR. GET THE 3 COUNT. NEW WWE CHAMPION"

"What kind of music do balloons hate the most? Pop music."

"To a necrophiliac, what is the only thing better than a human-sized refrigerator? A human-sized microwave."

"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Not three, my basement is still dark."