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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, the answer ""I Know"" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed"

"Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission? He was always Stalin in his manual!"

"When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad."

"In his prime, Richard Simmons was, at best, in just okay shape."

"STEP 1: Sign up for email newsletter STEP 2: Receive email newsletter STEP 3: Delete unread email newsletter for the rest of your life"

"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? He was pissed off!"

"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."

"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."

"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."