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Joke of the Day

"Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission? He was always Stalin in his manual!"

"My local newspaper ran a pun writing contest I entered my ten best puns hoping one would win, sadly no pun in ten did"

"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"

"Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God."

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody ever eats parsley."

"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot"

"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"

"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."

"My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour."

"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."