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Joke of the Day
"What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot? An oompa loompa with a sore throat."
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"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."
"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven."
"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Expecting a person of a certain race to constantly be commenting on their race is also a kind of racism."
"What do you call all that useless meat around the vagina? A woman"
"how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway"
"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."
"Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like ""I'm Google DRIVE now,"" but we still called it Docs for the rest of college."