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Joke of the Day

"So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones"

"My Culture Brings all the Terrorists to the Yard... and there like Allah Akhbar, Damn right put a bomb in your car i'd preach you but i have to Hajj"

"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"

"Remember when I pissed off Apollo? Those were dark times."

"Don't say ""tits."" It's crass and disrespectful. Instead, say ""lady tits."""

"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"

"Yo mamma so dumb... ...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!"

"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"

"Can't they show a realistic anti-depressant commercial where the person spends all day on Twitter & they don't own any matching furniture"

"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"