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Joke of the Day

"My Culture Brings all the Terrorists to the Yard... and there like Allah Akhbar, Damn right put a bomb in your car i'd preach you but i have to Hajj"

"Why being called handsome is an insult When you have a 3 way, it's called a threesome When you have a 2 way, it's called a twosome When you have a 1 way, it's called a handsome"

"Why was Eric Clapton arrested? He was fingering A minor."

"I got arrested for shooting a black man I was charged for trying to impersonate a police officer"

"[Watching boxing] Sure bro, I watch boxing all the ti- HEY DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID?! HE JUST PUNCHED THAT GUY! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!"

"I must have an amazing butt because every time I finish talking to someone & turn around to walk away, I hear them whisper, ""What an Ass!"""

"Met two guys named Andre coincidentally It was a real double ent""andre"""

"I'm not very good with pets. I had a pet rock once, but it ran away."

"Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"What do calenders eat? Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events."