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Joke of the Day

"Why was the skeleton embarrassed? Because he had a boner."

"Dogs do their social networking on Assbook, via the World Wide Whiff."

"DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow, I feel like I'm in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*"

"Strange that the Bible has no bibliography."

"I did a stand up gig once for the homeless. I said ""It's nice to see so many bums on seats""."

"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Where's your other friend"". The median says, ""We don't like him anymore. He's mean."""

"How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**."

"Last night I got too drunk and sensibly took a bus home Pretty proud of myself...Never drove a bus before."

"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"