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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend just told me she was moving away to either Cleveland or Tulsa... All I could think to say was, ""OH. OK."""

"What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth"

"You can tell a lot about a person's personality by the type of car they drive. I haven't got one."

"Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference ""How to Deal with Stakeholders"""

"I wanted to be a palaeontologist, but my parents said there was no future in it"

"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."

"Why do record collectors have bad sex lives? They're always complaining about the 10"" they don't have."

"How many points do you get if you hit a golfer? Fore."

"Whoever said nothing good comes easy Never had a premature ejaculation."