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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said nothing good comes easy Never had a premature ejaculation."
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"Called my boss this morning. Told him I couldn't come in because I had anal glaucoma. ""Anal glaucoma?"" ""What's that?"" he asked. ""I just can't see my ass coming in today."""
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