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Joke of the Day

"How many points do you get if you hit a golfer? Fore."

"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps CAN finish a race!"

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."

"Did you here about that original joke? Neither did I."

"A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you."""

"My friends are weird. They keep vegetables in their beer crisper. Freaks"

"Alcohol is like photoshop for reality."

"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."