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Joke of the Day
"Why Can't A Bike Stand On Its Own? It's two-tired!"
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"Getting carded at the liquor store is better than getting liquored at the card store."
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"How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots."
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."
"ME: my son ran away COP: we won't rest until we find him ME: [swiping LEGO aside with both feet] no rush"
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"
"When #EgyptAir announced ""he's not a terrorist, just an idiot"" My ex wife phoned to see if it was me."
"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little boy in the jaw."
"Cake day post: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"