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Joke of the Day
"How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots."
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"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"
"Push-up men's underwear. Taking complexes to a whole new level."
"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"
"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."
"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."
"It all The title says it all."
"Everyone keeps saying ""0scars r our Olympics!"" O for f*ck sake. And our Pussy Riot is Justin Beiber fighting Shia lebeouf"
"[orders 2,000 Big Macs thinking I'll only have to tell my mom 'I love her' for them] Cashier: that'll be $5,364.32 Me: shit"
"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."