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Joke of the Day
"Cake day post: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"
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"I'm so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen."
"Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like? It was very unOregonized."
"What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? ""Attention K-Mart shoppers..."""
"What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? I didn't do it on porpoise."
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""
"I'd like to think inside your box."
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"Where do guys go when they want to get their penis sized and fitted? The Cocktailor."
"[accidentally hits Siri in high school classroom] Siri: what can I do for you, #1 God of Sex? [every boy in the class checks their phone]"