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Joke of the Day
"Getting carded at the liquor store is better than getting liquored at the card store."
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"Y'know I hear the N-word a hundred times a day... I need to stop yelling it at black people."
"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"What is the difference between a Mountain Lion and a Guppy? A Guppy likes to muck around the fountain; a Lion likes to fuck around the Mountain."
"Here's my complete guide to art of trolling. Enjoy!"
"Why do men like BMWs? Because they can spell it. LOL LOL"
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball it drives them nuts!"
"What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital? the I see you."
"This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag."
"The farther away the future is, the better it looks."