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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little boy in the jaw."
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"Why did the basement want to be a high rise? It was a motivated cellar. :|"
"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? - ""Breathe, stupid!"""
"Why don't women drink beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz."
"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."
"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."
"*Baby presses 'snooze' to stay in womb extra 10 minutes*"
"Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet."
"Never date an Olympic Athelete They're all gold diggers"