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Joke of the Day

"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."

"My sister is gifting me some rain forest this Christmas... Is it possible to hire some local loggers or will I have to travel to Brazil and cut it down myself?"

"Why did the hard drive crash? Because it had a bad driver."

"First day on the job as a drug dealer... Dealer: I don't have coke... is Pepsi okay? *gets stabbed*"

"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"

"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred... The top answer was: ""How in the hell did you get in here?"""

"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company... We're not very good."

"A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets. Cops report that they have nothing to go on."

"What do you call shy bladder incidents? Frozen pees"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure..."